out of the mouth of gabe

::  "this is my pachycephalosaurus hat!"  (see above picture)

::  "lord jesus, why do cactuses have so many spikes, but some animals can eat them? i don't understand why.  why?! amen."  (this was supposed to be a blessing before dinner)

"ezra, does your duck have eyebrows?  mine doesn't, that's how i knew it was a girl."

::  "if i see a bear, i will just tell him, 'if you try to eat me, i will just sword fight you!'  i'll do it for my kids.  they've never had fish before."

::  "mom, wodensday is before thorsday, but when is friggasday?"  (he is referring to the norse gods that the days of the week are named after.  he also says moonday and saturnday.  he thinks this is perfectly normal)

:: "dear god, thank you for this day, but when i grow up, i want to marry arden.  amen."

::  "our next baby will be names crocadilla.  then cinderella and rapunzel.  and then moses, because we don't have a moses yet."  (apparently, gabe thinks we are going to have a big family...)